...because I'm stealing his girlfriend. Muahahahaha!However, if our plan should fail due to a lack of attraction of Evangeline Lilly to myself (I'll lay it on as thick as possible, I will!), we should have back-up plans.
Back-up #1: Creepy Boyfriend, Inc. They should be able to dig one up for you. But like they claim, he will be creepy and your panties will be sniffed.
Back-up #2: Stuffed boyfriends. Always pleasant. Always warm and cozy.
Back-up #3: Grow one. Guaranteed growth (up to 6xs!!) for your pleasure.Since I was watching one of the most hilariously awful movies of all time last night, find me some cowboys... doing it their way.
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Remember this guy from a couple of years ago? http://www.ikissyou.org
What a stud.
Also, is Dom (check me out, being hip with the lingo) wearing eyeliner in that picture? Hrm. I'd have to say eyeliner boys don't do it for me.
Oh, I love Dom w/ eyeliner - that is one of my favorite pics!! MMmmm Dom. Thanks B!
So you're saying Johnny Depp doesn't do it for you? Oh man...
I totally have NEVER seen Mahir's page before. That is... amazing.
I was searching for a picture of Johnny Depp wearing eyeliner and I found this...
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/dip?o=2&f=/g/archive/2006/06/14/dip.DTL
HAHAHAHAHA!!
(Anytime, B, anytime!)
P.S. I looked for a sex hat shot, but could not find. ROTK Berlin, methinks, trumps the sex hat anyway. Teh sex! (Is it sad that I knew where exactly to find that shot and where it was from? Somethings you just can't forget... ever.)
Ooooh, excellent point about Johnny Depp. I recant my earlier statement.
http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs5/300W/i/2004/321/8/e/Johnny_Depp_by_HeatherIhn.jpg
Brilliant.
I'm not exactly WHAT sex hat shot you were looking for, but here's a few I have lying around...
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/399454764_d1d02d4721_o.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/136/399454715_4ec2d31570_o.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/399454755_5e48798369_o.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/154/399454722_04a419c3b2_o.jpg
The first two... that's totally what I was looking for. Although the fourth has some fantastic eyeliner. ;)
How about some Billy pictures? I much preferred him over Dominic. (There's the hidden fangirl in me coming out, heh).
Ask and ye shall receive! :-)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/159/400353928_92b623eeb2_o.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/129/400353913_85a72884ea_o.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/183/400353903_8012e4c330_o.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/163/400353878_d71b3a139d_o.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/129/400353867_57868e0687_o.jpg
Oh man, the memories!
Also:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/tellula11/cap021.jpg
TOGETHEH!
(I very much do prefer Billeh - omg, it's all coming back in an embarassing flood of girl! - over Dom. I think he's funnier, or maybe it's just because he's Scottish.)
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