Does the cookie still crumble if it looks like poo?

As a lover of cookies, I must say it was difficult to find a "bad" cookie because most cookies are inherently very, very good (except for cookies that have raisins instead of chocolate chips and you bite into them thinking, "Hey, cool! Chocolate chips!" only to find out that they are in fact raisins. Damn raisins. I hate those guys.) Anyhoo, here's a "macaroon Big Mac." +10 points for the creativity, but -50 points for the TURDS.

I also came across this, which is technically a cake but still looks disgusting:

Don't believe it is edible? Here's the recipe.

This search has made me crave cookies, like, WHOA. Find me a goat's head while I search for a cookie.