What is art?

I suppose this post depends on your definition of art.

My favorite has always been Van Gogh.


I am also a fan of Viggo Mortensen, who takes collages to the next level.


Then there are people who turn the bible into lego art. (The Garden of Eden)


And then there is latte art.




For anyone still playing, find me a cozy place to sleep.

Yee-haw!

I had too much fun w/ this one...

The first two, some cowboys dancing!


Or attempting to dance...


The naked cowboys with some guys who WISH they were the naked cowboy...


And last, a rodeo!


Since I'm going down to an art gallery today, find me some neat looking art.

How to grow a Boyfriend from the ground

You can have him, honey...
...because I'm stealing his girlfriend. Muahahahaha!

However, if our plan should fail due to a lack of attraction of Evangeline Lilly to myself (I'll lay it on as thick as possible, I will!), we should have back-up plans.

Back-up #1: Creepy Boyfriend, Inc. They should be able to dig one up for you. But like they claim, he will be creepy and your panties will be sniffed.
Back-up #2: Stuffed boyfriends. Always pleasant. Always warm and cozy.

Back-up #3: Grow one. Guaranteed growth (up to 6xs!!) for your pleasure.





Since I was watching one of the most hilariously awful movies of all time last night, find me some cowboys... doing it their way.

Chuck Norris is god!

First - Chuck Norris circa 1976


Chuck Norris' Action Jeans - won't bind your legs!!


And just plain old Chuck Norris!



Find me a boyfriend! ;-)

Ssscat

You should try this.

It's called Ssscat. It's got a motion detector on it and when your cat comes near, it releases gas and scares the crap out of it. Like so

Find me Chuck Norris.

A hot (old) Aussie

Once upon a time, Paul Hogan was hot. Maybe he still is now--I don't know.

Hmmm...find me something that will keep my cat out of my fish tank.

Rejected Hats

Also I found this totally irrelevant graphic:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Since I'm hanging out with Heath Ledger, find me another hot Aussie... and I'm not talking Russell Crowe here, people...

Look out!

Pretty funny!



Find me a silly hat.

Cheap ass for rent

So, yeah I know it's not really a donkey.. more like an ox, but ... it's still cheap nonetheless. So, I guess try hijacking the next donkey/ox you find.. and get on out of Atlanta.... :)

Since my roommates are ridiculously drunk and woke me up.. find me some good examples of practical jokes.

The Swamp of Sadness

Cheesey tots and sadness go with beer.




Find me a way out of Atlanta.

My, what a big mouth you have

This little beastie is Eurypharynx pelecanoides, or "the umbrella-mouthed gulper." It's a deep-sea eel. Here's a photo:

And here's a drawing of it:

Deep-sea creatures are so freaking cool. Now find me something that goes well with beer (besides cheesy tatertots).

Slashy Soft Core

Slash originated primarily from Kirk/Spock lovin' lovers. So in honor of this:




And in honor of the only sorta slashy male thing on my hard drive-



And a sampling of my preferred fare-








Hope that suffices. :D

Show me an animal I've probably never seen or heard of before!

Your Mom's Face is Shiny

You know what else is shiny? THE PRECIOUS!




Speaking of Wood, I think it's about time for a slashy pic. Find me one.

Frick on a stick with a brick

Chicken-heads-on-a-stick. I hear they're delectable. Also: creepy as hell.

In case you need to erase that image from your brain, here is something a little more appealing. It's cheesecake-on-a-stick!

I'll take 50, thanks.

Now find me something shiny!

MORTAL PEEP FIGHT

From my own personal stash.



This is what we did, only on a plate that became a hat.

Find me something on a stick.

i couldn't resist!



i, too, with the not-knowing-what-i-want-you-to-find-me!

but since i'm about to go battle this rainy, dreary afternoon with a cozy cup of hot chocolate...
find me some marshmallow art.

"Everybody loves a saucy squeeze!"

I'm going with another video posting. This is a commercial they played a lot while I was in Australia. It cracked me up...but maybe that was just me. You be the judge. (Click on the picture to go to the video.)
Find me a picture that illustrates a cliche or saying (e.g. a picture of ducks in a row or eggs in a basket).

Lamer

The girl on the far right.... Lame. ;-)

Find me something saucy.

Someone better than Jack Bauer...

Is...Capt'n Jack! MMmmm...







I also feel like I think of lame things to find...so speaking of that...find me something lame.

Hey, I like your sleeves.

Everyone wants to be prom!Deb.



Not good enough? You say you're going to the prom incubating your second baby?? Try this on for size.



Find me someone better than Jack Bauer. (I know, it'll be hard...)

Some thing beat up some other thing

Gotta post this in video form because it cracked me up. And what is the tall white thing? I'm not sure, but he kicked that other thing's ass.



And also? Someone please tell me what this is:

Man, I suck at thinking up new topics. How about finding me...a dress for the prom? You know, if I were 16 and all.

Wall 'o Weasels

Find me some fighting mascots.

Weasels and wenches

The first thing that came to mind with "medieval" was the phrase, "I'm going to get medieval on your ass!" Which, of course, was said by Marsellus Wallace (played by Ving Rhames) in Pulp Fiction:
But if you're looking for a more traditional interpretation, here are the "Medieval Baebes." Apparently they are a group of chicks who are trying to revive medieval poetry and music.

Or you could always go to your local medieval festival with a weasel down your shirt. Why? I don't know.
Hey, speaking of weasels! Find me one.