Polly wants a good book to read

[Comment from Josh: "Why don't you guys put the request at the top of each new entry?" Hmm. Perhaps not a bad idea. Also, I second the idea of Jenna-a-juice joining our humble blog.]

The request: A precocious pet.

Dude, I can't choose just one:


A picture of a bird with his head up his arse is just freaking HILARIOUS...well, to me anyway.

Now find me an unusual musical instrument.