and here's my request...

find me an alternate use for a common household utensil.

Wish I could take credit for this one, but it was all Jenna-a-juice

On behalf of Jenn-a-juice who emailed me this picture that nearly made me snort very hot coffee up my nose, I submit this phallic picture:

Tee hee hee. Watch out, Austin, Texas! Jenna-a-juice, have you a request for the next object? (PS. An invite email should be on its way to you.)

Chocolate covered cock...

...roaches, anyone?



Find me something phallic (that is NOT pornographic). I'm much more a fan of subtlety and allusions....

Let them eat giant fruit-shaped cake

There were a lot of giant fruit pictures to choose from. I am going to go with this because not only are these two giant strawberries, but they are also CAKES. Two very large cakes! And everybody loves cake, so here you are:

This also cracked me up:

Speaking of cake, how about finding me something chocolatey?

He's our hero!

This is just wrong...



And here he is lending a helping hand!



Find me a giant fruit.

Play this!

Oh, you totally did! You've summoned one of my favoritest pictures on the interweb!

A NOSE FLUTE!

The original did not have a sarcasm hat... and I found it and they got cranky I was stealing their bandwidth and now I can't find it at all. So the sarcasm hat you get. And then of course, there is:

But I digress into obscurity and jumbo/LARGES...

Regarding unusual instruments, there is also:

The serpent

and the ocarina

which was played by Quailman, if I'm remembering correctly...

and if you had an ocarina, you could go here and play Doug's Quailman Theme.

Find me Captain Planet.

Polly wants a good book to read

[Comment from Josh: "Why don't you guys put the request at the top of each new entry?" Hmm. Perhaps not a bad idea. Also, I second the idea of Jenna-a-juice joining our humble blog.]

The request: A precocious pet.

Dude, I can't choose just one:


A picture of a bird with his head up his arse is just freaking HILARIOUS...well, to me anyway.

Now find me an unusual musical instrument.

Mad science ala Jenna

Jenn-a-juice has offered up one for us. It's a video - sorry I couldn't include it.

Who the hell said scientists aren't funny?!

Bonus points and theoretical cookies homemade by beag air bheag for anyone who can name the song in the video.

Jenna requests you find her a precocious pet.

Jenna, would you like to play regularly?? :) I have the powers to add you. You know you want to!

Feeling toasty

I was trying to come up with something more creative, but then I found this and it made me giggle:

Definitely a bad idea if you happen to be a snowperson.

Find me a mad scientist.

Freezing my Kiefer off!

This was about as funny as I could come up with. That does not look comfortable. (And yesterday, no kidding! My eyes were frozen by the time I got to work! Hot-lanta, my ass!)

Edit: An afterthought. Maybe one day we'll see this pun on the weather channel! (Man, this movie better come out on dvd!)


Find me a bad idea.

Small, big-nosed, and furless

Let's face it: baba pandas are ugly.

I mean, its nose takes up most of its face. But if you're a mother panda, I suppose you'd be pretty psyched that this weird furless creature was your kid.

Hmm. Find me someone freezing their keister off...as I was doing this morning on the walk to MARTA.

Camelot!

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot, 'tis a silly place!




How about a face only a mother could love?

Veggie wear?!

Oh man, this took some thinking...

Where would you not usually find a vegetable? On a person... permanently. That is some hardcore vegetable lovin'!

Find me a silly place.

Oh, poo!

Wasn't sure if you meant a dirty job that Mike Rowe has done or something he could do, so I went with the "could do." I imagine that gathering up horse poo would be a pretty dirty job:

Speaking of poo, did anybody see the musical Scrubs episode? There was a whole song about poo. Also while I was searching, I came across this picture:


What cracked me up about this was that the machine behind him looks suspiciously like an LCMS. If only Mike knew that standing so close to such a machine will suck away your soul...

Find me a vegetable in an unusual place.

Tradition, Schmadition! No boat for this pirate!

Also, brown and sticky: a stick. (AHHHAHA! I kill me!)








Avast! Yon beastie's about as non-traditional as they come. Not man nor parrot nor monkey. And he's in the desert, plundering burrows I imagine, because this beastie's got no sea legs. He hasn't got much legs at all.


Now it be time to find me a job only Mike Rowe would do... or it'll be the plank for ye!

Brown and Sticky!!

Here's something brown and sticky...and it looks quite yummy!
How about a non-traditional pirate? Hehe.

Cats in threads

I dedicate this post to my brothers, who both love kitties. One asked me to knit his stuffed cat a sweater and the other pointed out these:

A fake cat in a fake sweater.A fake cat in a real sweater.And a real cat in a real sweater.

Who wants to find me something brown and sticky?

Elf on a scooter

Moving this scavenger hunt over here from beag air bheag...

The request: a elf on a scooter. Kind of a toughie.

Here's a literal elf on a scooter. Sort of:

Yes, indeed--that's a Christmas decoration that you too could put in your front yard! (Um, yeah, there wasn't much to choose from in the "elf on a scooter department.")

If you wanted a less literal interpretation, here's an elf on a motorcycle:

Just a little brainstorming on how to make this blog work: if anyone wants to play regularly and be added as an author to this blog, let us know. If you still want to play and don't want to be an author, you can join in by posting a link the picture in the comments section and one of us can turn it into a real post on your behalf. How does that sound, beag air bheag? (Side note: can I use your first name or no? You know, for future reference.)

Now go find me a cat in a sweater!

The origins of your mom

So one day, we were all talking over at beag air bheag's blog. She proposed we start an internet scavenger hunt in her comments section. And then she said, "Find me a flower in the snow." So The Rock Lobster, always game for internet antics, found this:

The pig's name is Flower, and clearly she is in the snow. Then The Rock Lobster was all, "Find me a frog eating a bug." So beag air bheag obligingly posted this:

And then she said someone should find her a coffee cup she could swim in, so The Rock Lobster found this, complete with its own giant creamer:



The Rock Lobster then requested an angry midget. Beag air bheag graciously supplied the following:

His name is Hank, and he is definitely an angry little person. Next on the list, per beag air bheag's request, was a cheese ball. Some internet sleuthing returned this:

This piece of culinary genius is a "Cheese-a-pet." The Rock Lobster wanted to see a funny pair of socks. Beag air bheag found this...thing:

Oh, the horror.

Then we made this blog, and onelostmoth joined in, too. And thus began the search for your mom. On the interweb.